MY ANGRY EULOGY

In the over 20 years that I have not face to face or on the phone talked to [REDACTED] I have not once regretted it. It was a long time coming. The relationship was a death by a thousand cuts of being reminded I was the accident and black sheep of the family.  

The [REDACTED] (except Joshua who died far too young) very much including the evil cunt spermy married, were not the cause of the rift per say. [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] just got what they always wanted and sped it up. So "fuck you" or "thank you," I am not sure which. Sorry for your loss, though you miserable pieces of shit even though you probably hated each other at the end.  

My Sperm Donor lived the life he wanted miserable or not. I am glad that he and his brother, Uncle [REDACTED], may have reconciled at the end alive and now in death. Not completely sure what caused their rift for awhile, but they were [REDACTED], though I have more fondness for [REDACTED] than I do the miserable POS sperm donor. I am sure the sperm donor has felt the same. May he rest in peace having lived as he deserved, wanted and designed.

Let me extol Spermy's virtues:

1. Racist

2. Racist and responsible, as an educator, for children

3. Mysogonist though apparently not MAGA

4. Almost always broke promises to me. I can't recall any promises that were kept.

5. Cared more about appearances than anything else

6. Only valued occupations of me or his step children that would make HIM or the STEPMONSTER look good NOT WHAT MADE ANYONE HAPPY

7. Never failed to take advantage of me and never reciprocated

8. Emotionally abusive to me pre the estrangement

9. Repeatedly tried to put a rift between me and my grandmother and possibly grandfather

10. Not telling me my grandfather had cancer while I was in college

11. Cared more for material things than people 

12. Looked at animals and pets as disposable 

13.  Homophobic

14.  How you agreed with the step monster not to include my grandmother at your hosted Christmas on the last year she was alive

May he rest in peace having lived as he deserved and designed himself.

(Sorry Grandma, I hope you greeted them both in Heaven) Had I agreed to a last conversation with Spermy, it would not have gone well definitely for him. Spermy's death does not change what a flaming piece of shit he was in my experience.