I almost forgot that the monster's birthday comes directly after my wedding anniversary. Yahoo calendar was kind enough to send me a reminder LOL.
Things that I would give the BA Monster for her birthday:
Things that I would give the BA Monster for her birthday:
- A conscience, but I don't know where to buy one.
- A sense of empathy or caring, alas don't know where they keep those either.
- Driving lessons or a driver better yet. Cut down on those pesky car accidents.
- Classes on sales and human relations, not only to sell her own house but to help her "career" along in the future.
- A portrait like Dorian Gray had, so she can just go on being BA monster without it showing on her.
- Lots of sweet candy and chocolates, cause those are good for people with diabetes, right?
- Valium would perhaps help her. Or something a bit stronger......
- A gym membership, as that psychic thing does not seem to have worked. Ahem, for either one of them.
- A sense of shame!! Where does one buy these things?
- A way to erase from the S donor's mind that he even had a child in the first place, or heaven forbid a former wife.
Happy Birthday the Monster also known as BA. Hope ya get everything you deserve today.
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