Do you remember the time that OJ was the darling of the sports world? I do. I remember in shock as I saw him driving his white jeep, followed by police, firmly believing they had the wrong man. Then the photos and 911 calls came out.
Well, now he's involved in the theft of sports memoriabilia in a casino. These are items that WERE his, but he was ordered (by the court) to sell in the civil suit that judged him guilty.
I vote OJ, the most dysfunctional father/husband/boyfriend/man of something.