Monday, April 27, 2009

I Have Found THE SECRET To Loosing Weight

Wait for it.

Truly an amazing discovery on my part, and let me just say, four pounds per week apparently.

I am going to be fabulously rich.

Wealthy, and thin beyond all belief

Wait for it...........

Giantuan toilet blogging turds.

Yes, you heard me, if you can produce on a daily base the most vile and seamonster of turds, which can be proofed by their toilet clogging abilities, you too can loose the pounds.

To find out how, mail me a 100.00 check, and I will share with you the secret of the turd!!!

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