Thursday Thirteen (13) Favorite Phrases

1. People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that distinguish me from a doormat.


2. I'm not bossy, I'm just right.


3. I fought the lawn and the lawn won.


4. Bite me. (I don't know why, but employees were always buying me T-Shirts that said this when they went on a trip. Might have said it a bit LOL.)


5. Fuck me with a rusty chainsaw (from college my good friend Toby introduced me to the phrase. I don't know, I always liked it and it made me laugh. Used appropriately in the same spirit of Bite Me.)


6. Life is a shit sandwich, and every day is just another bite (no I am not that pessimistic, but we have all had THOSE days).


7. I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either.


8. No I don't have PMS, I just really hate you.


9. I didn't ask to be a princess, but if the crown fits....


10. Yes, it is all about me.


11. I don't suffer from insanity, I love every minute of it.


12. Just because you are paranoid does not mean they aren't out to get you.


13. It's good to be the Queen:)