Thursday, February 08, 2007

Thursday Thirteen (13) Favorite Phrases

  1. People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that distinguish me from a doormat.

  2. I'm not bossy, I'm just right.

  3. I fought the lawn and the lawn won.

  4. Bite me. (I don't know why, but employees were always buying me T-Shirts that said this when they went on a trip. Might have said it a bit LOL.)

  5. Fuck me with a rusty chainsaw (from college my good friend Toby introduced me to the phrase. I don't know, I always liked it and it made me laugh. Used appropriately in the same spirit of Bite Me.)

  6. Life is a shit sandwich, and every day is just another bite (no I am not that pessimistic, but we have all had THOSE days).

  7. I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

  8. No I don't have PMS, I just really hate you.

  9. I didn't ask to be a princess, but if the crown fits....

  10. Yes, it is all about me.

  11. I don't suffer from insanity, I love every minute of it.

  12. Just because you are paranoid does not mean they aren't out to get you.

  13. It's good to be the Queen:)

1 comment:

crse said...

I love this. Especially the PMS one. I have wanted to say this so many times...