To Dad:
Happy Valentine’s Day
Please enjoy the attached heart shaped box, with chocolates specially made with my dog’s feces.
Take the Pristies chocolates and shove them!!
To The Monster:
The way I feel about you is beyond compare
I hate every part of you including your stupid hair
Bitch!!!
To Mom:
How do I love you?
Let me count the ways...........
Uh, oh!!
1 comment:
im emailing this to my husband immediately after posting. We are suckers for the dog feces humor!
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