Inspired from another blog I read. My thought for the day is "you gets what you gives".
I have been trying to figure out how to design this as an Mother's Day card that SOME of us would like to have seen in the Hallmark store.
1) To Mom,
Please take yourself out to have a nice day. I never get it right anyway.
You get what you give, enjoy your day!!!!
2) To Mom,
Some moms think their children are their "gifts" on this day.
Thank God, you always knew better. Children and raising them is a pain in the ass.
PS I have better things to do today than be with you. I have lived up to your expectations if not your fantasies.